Comments on: Nidal Malik Hasan is a Murdering Jerk http://arrogantjerk.com/nidal-malik-hasan-is-a-murdering-jerk/ Are you one too? Thu, 14 Jan 2010 08:57:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Jim http://arrogantjerk.com/nidal-malik-hasan-is-a-murdering-jerk/comment-page-1/#comment-356 Jim Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:00:16 +0000 http://arrogantjerk.com/?p=161#comment-356 And when he gets hanged high, make sure it's a televised event. Give a short discourse on the man's life. Stress that Mr Hasan struggles with what every sincere Muslim struggles with in America- the dichotomy between being a proper American and being a proper Muslim- and explain to the television audience that these terms are mutually exclusive. Explain the analogy that a Muslim in America is like a schizophrenic sufferer on Lithium. The lithium keeps a person in their right mind, but the side effects are debilitating and a person feels like only half a person- albeit they are sane. But remove the Lithium and the sickness goes away and the person goes back to feeling good again. They return to being out of their minds- but they also really don't care. Sanity- or sickness. And so it is with being a Muslim in America. One can either stay on the Lithium- and watch the decadence and feel the rub of a political and social system that mocks and spits and grates on your very being every minute of every day- or- one can just dump the Lithium and be a good Muslim and to hell with everyone and everything- and damn if it don't feel good! After this is all explained in depth to the television audience- pose the question to the Muslim viewers in the audience as to what is better: being a good American or a good Muslim. Then hang the Arrogant Jerk and close the show by saying "This is what Americans do to Good Muslims. So, when your murderous, misogynist, anti-semite, and completely inhuman and soulless religious prerogatives rear their ugly heads- we will be standing by ready to cut those heads of yours off- and not for Allah- but for the survival of humanity." Wake up, Good Americans. Good Muslims are out to kill you. Sleep tight. And when he gets hanged high, make sure it’s a televised event. Give a short discourse on the man’s life. Stress that Mr Hasan struggles with what every sincere Muslim struggles with in America- the dichotomy between being a proper American and being a proper Muslim- and explain to the television audience that these terms are mutually exclusive. Explain the analogy that a Muslim in America is like a schizophrenic sufferer on Lithium. The lithium keeps a person in their right mind, but the side effects are debilitating and a person feels like only half a person- albeit they are sane. But remove the Lithium and the sickness goes away and the person goes back to feeling good again. They return to being out of their minds- but they also really don’t care. Sanity- or sickness. And so it is with being a Muslim in America. One can either stay on the Lithium- and watch the decadence and feel the rub of a political and social system that mocks and spits and grates on your very being every minute of every day- or- one can just dump the Lithium and be a good Muslim and to hell with everyone and everything- and damn if it don’t feel good!

After this is all explained in depth to the television audience- pose the question to the Muslim viewers in the audience as to what is better: being a good American or a good Muslim. Then hang the Arrogant Jerk and close the show by saying “This is what Americans do to Good Muslims. So, when your murderous, misogynist, anti-semite, and completely inhuman and soulless religious prerogatives rear their ugly heads- we will be standing by ready to cut those heads of yours off- and not for Allah- but for the survival of humanity.”

Wake up, Good Americans. Good Muslims are out to kill you. Sleep tight.

]]> By: Gee, Who Woulda Thunk? (Several Updates; Sticky For Now.) http://arrogantjerk.com/nidal-malik-hasan-is-a-murdering-jerk/comment-page-1/#comment-352 Gee, Who Woulda Thunk? (Several Updates; Sticky For Now.) Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:30:37 +0000 http://arrogantjerk.com/?p=161#comment-352 [...] Money quote of the day from Arrogant Jerk: Gays in the military? Who cares; watch as the country turns their concern to the Muslims. After all, when was the last time a gay soldier went haywire and shot the place up? This won’t be good for Islam, and no doubt the nation will be watching for their universal condemnation. [...] [...] Money quote of the day from Arrogant Jerk: Gays in the military? Who cares; watch as the country turns their concern to the Muslims. After all, when was the last time a gay soldier went haywire and shot the place up? This won’t be good for Islam, and no doubt the nation will be watching for their universal condemnation. [...]

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