She’s At It Again… Or ‘Still’, Rather

I believe Heather Mills is such an Arrogant Jerk that she doesn’t comprehend what she is doing to herself.

Heather Mills is going mad.The Daily Mail (not necessarily a beacon of trust) reports that Heather has now issued a statement demanding that court records be completely revealed. The reason she wants this, is because she feels that the partially revealed records vilify her as, well, an Arrogant Jerk. What she doesn’t realize is that it is her public behavior that vilifies her as an Arrogant Jerk, and nothing in the world will help that. Not even $50 million dollars, apparently.

The really Arrogant thing about her statement, and current rant, is that she is contradicting herself. Blatantly. In her professionally read statement (she didn’t read it herself; she has ‘people’ to do that for her. Glad she is putting the money to good use…), she says:

“With my head held high, I am very glad to be a strong woman and will use my wealth productively and continue my attempts to make a positive difference in this world. My strength and determination to move on and continue the work we started years ago is fortified by your support.”

YaWhah? Let’s get a few things straight Missy: Your head is not ‘held high’, and you are not taking the high road. You are a barking mad dog with no decent purpose. Please let it be and move to a quiet private island and spend some time with your daughter while she still likes you. And what’s all this about ‘my wealth’; come on, it almost sounds like you feel you earned that money. You didn’t. People who have done truly great things for this world will never see that kind of money. You stole it by pretending to be extraordinarily needy. Nice job.

The only ‘difference’ you are making in ‘this world’ is self condemnation. Please stop, this isn’t a good idea. We actually thought you were kind of cute once. Not any more. We actually enjoy publishing awful pictures of you to emphasize the point that you have become a raging mad dog (note the one on this post).

And let’s not get her wrong, people; the ‘work’ that she is so inspired to continue is not an admirable effort to save the children or the whales. No, the ‘work’ that she is referring to here is her attack on Sir Paul and her effort to get the courts to reveal the rest of the trial documents. Oh, but in the same breath she is quick to note that “As the record shows, I had no wish for these proceedings to be made public, but releasing them in part is particularly unfair“.

Probably. But I am not sure releasing the rest of the docs is going to help her cause. We already think she is an Arrogant Jerk. Does she now think that when we learn about when Paul called her an awful so-and-so way back when, that our hearts will melt and we will suddenly feel sorry for her and demand that Paul cough up another $200 million to match her original request? I don’t think so.

Whatever Paul called her, if he did at all, it is likely that we will all think he was being nice.

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One Response to “She’s At It Again… Or ‘Still’, Rather”

  1. Scott and I were just having this discussion. I don’t know anything about Heather Mills and Pauls history. I just know they have a little girl together. Does her 50 million include money to take care of his child? Because I could care less about her but I do feel his child has the right to be raised in a home with all the advantages she would of had if her parents had stayed together and I would hope Sir Paul feels the same. Thanks for the blog info…I came here once and read your blog but had forgotten how entertaining it is. I also found our Rocky Mountain blog so maybe I will get around to doing something with that too.

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