Stupor Tuesday

Super Tuesday concluded last night with a ‘pang’. A pang in my heart for what just happened to this country.

McCainJohn McCain pulled some fast ones on us yesterday and I am not sure the American public was watching. Here’s what I saw: a candidate who is willing to wheel, deal, and connive to get the nomination. This is the ‘business as usual’ that we are trying to get around, and it looks like we are going to have it again. At least on the ‘Conservative’ side.

I’ll be straight with you: I want Romney. Why? Because he is truly the only candidate who has a proven track record of going into a mess, and coming out the other side in better shape. He did it with the Olympics in my own back yard, and he has done it in Massachusetts, where the people love him.

If Romney doesn’t get the nomination, I believe right now that I will be forced to select from the other side of the card. Things could change, but I doubt it: I just cannot see myself voting for McCain after what has gone on. He is not trying to win on his merit, he is trying to win with ‘tricky dick‘ tactics that supress the field while he gets away. I suddenly feel like I was watching an episode of Survivor last night, with McCain playing the role of the underhanded conniver, while Huckubee seemed ever-so-happy to be playing the part of the naive and gullible follower who thinks he is making hay, but is merely a pawn to block out the field. He will not last.

Huckabee’s only chance at this is to win favor and be brought on to the McCain ticket when the smoke clears. Not a bad strategy, but sickening in its effect. America will get a team of bumblers who are so caught up in their own self righteousness that they can’t tell a good campaign speech from rambling self adulation. I watched Huckabee last night for about three minutes and was terrified that every other word from his mouth was a biblical reference or religious analogy.

If Huckabee wins, which he will not, it will be like we are in church for the next four years. State church will be raised again, probably welcomed, and then you and I will become members of The National Church of The United States. Religious freedom will fade away under the guise of a renewed religious movement, and we all start marching down the road to socialism. Yes, I am glad Huckabee doesn’t have a chance; this guy terrifies me.

The success McCain enjoyed last night was shocking to me. I am genuinely surprised that he made such a surge, and honestly have no idea what the appeal is. What I do know is that he used Huckabee to block out is only real competitor (Romney), and that Huckabee sucked up votes like a big paper towel, ready now to be thrown out and forgotten. I almost laughed outloud at Huckabee’s speech in which I think he actually thought he was on the trail to winning. Note to Huckabee: You are being used.

So the Web is abuzz this morning with rants similar to mine: Conservatives are threatening to become ’suicide voters’ by going to the polls in November and pulling for the other side to ensure that McCain doesn’t win. He won’t, there is no way.

In fact, I literally went to bed last night wondering, just for a second, how I might have missed a sneaky underground conspiracy attack from the left in which thousands of liberals voted for McCain because they know that Hillary or Obama will be a shoe-in against him. I am not big on conspiracy theories, but this helps me make some sense of it all.

Let me wrap it up with the scenario I see happening. Or maybe it is hope:

McCain wins the nomination, as does Obama. To strengthen each party, they both select Huckabee and Clinton as running mates, respectively, of course. In my opinion, a McCain/Huckabee ticket would be the easiest team to beat in the history of politics, and Obama/Clinton would be the strongest and most viable pair ever conceived.

To make matters worse (or better, for those of you wishing revenge with me), Romney goes independent and continues to campaign straight through to November. Romney would likely do extremely well, which means the McCain/Huckabee ticket will be devastated and Obama and Hillary would skate to the finish without breaking a sweat.

The only chance I see for McCain to win all the way is to bring Romney in on his ticket. This would at least make McCain look partially effective at bringing change, give Romney something to work at (battling a liberal president AND congress for change), and be the only chance at measuring up to the superhype that will be Obama/Clinton.

Start facing the facts now: McCain cannot make it. If for some reason he does, you will see conservatives across the country proclaiming their intentions to move to France, Italy, and Canada in the same way the liberals did when Bush made it. Only this time it will be party-on-party disdain.

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  2. Drew Miller says:

    I have enjoyed your thoughts about McCain. I feel much as you do ,about a man that has some views that are different than mine. And who’s best attribute is his wife. It is true there are at least 5 people i could name that
    i feel would make a far better leader of out nation than him ( 4 of witch do
    not want the job ) My point being ~ he is the best man for the job, without
    a question picking from the two running for the office. when the other man
    running [ B.Obama ] is so bad, & has no experience. And with a little research
    B.O. has to many problems to list. Also remember the next president will
    pick at least 2 new people for the ’supreme court’. And yes it’s that important. [ remember we got to keep the 2nd amendment by only one vote ] WW2 germany comes to mind. He may not be perfect but he’s the best we have. Lets hope he’s smart enought to pick a good VP ( like Romney ) Just a thought from a regular guy

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